Jump in as a solo sawbones or play with friends: the truth is out there! Reveal the truth behind the mysterious medical facility in Campaign Mode with a plot crafted by award-winning writer Rhianna Pratchett which has more twists than Bob’s intestines. You must work like a well-oiled machine, choosing to help, or hinder, the life-saving efforts in this unique and pandemonium pumped party game. In Story Mode, you can play solo or with friends and pull together as a team to perform operations, opening ribcages, choosing transplant organs, making sure Bob doesn’t bleed out – it’s a barrage of botch jobs that will test every element of your surgical skills, teamwork, and creativity. Plunge into frenzied and friendly cooperative operations or lock horns, or scalpels, in free-for-all arcade levels played with friends or other players online. Wanting to inject some creativity? Jump into the Creation Mode and build brand new game levels on your own or team up to build something amazing with multiplayer creation tools. Play frantically blood-splattered coop games or go solo in Surgeon Simulator 2’s rib-tickling Campaign Mode. Take on the cream of the medical establishment in riotous competitive challenges. You’ll find a range of surgical gloves, Nigel Burke’s wristwatch for that dose of nostalgia and some more wildcard options.īob’s life is in your hand! It’s time to slip into your scrubs and grab the nearest scalpel (saw or sink plunger) and enter the Bossa Labs Medical Facility in this 1-4 player physics-based operating theatre of chaos. Visit the lobby mirror to customise Heather, Kamal, Milo or Penny with our range of in-game outfits and accessories.
The DLC includes “new ‘medical’ items, such as Trump Vodka, Trump Steak and Trump Tower.” Of the successfully completed surgeries, 40% are gold hearts, 60% stone hearts. You can decide if that’s people failing at Surgeon Simulator flailing or people jumping at the chance to let the weave-wearing, “short-fingered vulgarian” flat line on the table. “In Inside Donald Trump, players must perform heart surgery on the most talked-about man on the planet and decide if he is a gold hearted hero or a stone hearted villain.” This involves sticking one or the other in his chest hole, though early statistics have shown that only about 17,000 of 80,000 attempted surgeries have been successful (22%). Inside Donald Trump is the latest DLC for ancient (three years ago) surprise hit Surgeon Simulator, a game as much about surgery as me pounding both cheeks on keys is about playing Mozart. Of course, the about- Mass-Effect-tweeting Trump got a clearly-not-ghost-written doctor’s note that says he, “will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.” Well, not if y’all keep botching his heart surgery.
These are some frail, near-death corpses we’re about to stick in the oval office, which is about the only solace we have left this election.
Trump would be 70 years and 6 months - the oldest president ever. If elected, Clinton will be 69 years and 3 months when she’s inaugurated. Monstrous-ass Ronnie Reagan, who was long the butt of jokes about being one old-ass gipper who fell asleep during work more than your grandfather at a wedding, was 69 when he was inaugurated president (one month shy of 70). Donald Trump is 69 (nice) and Hilary Clinton is 68, almost 69 (almost nice).
You know what’s fucked up? We’re about to have some old-ass, Crypt-Keeper-ass, shriveled-up-dick-or-pussy-having president.
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